Mafioso Enthusiasts Prints

'Don't worry about my husband, he stays out quite late since he started working for those Italian guys, in the black limousines.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'I think they're up to something.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Caption contest"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Doctors in Love.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Monk Graffiti

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"