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"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Orchestra.

Mozart on a computer,

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Charles Addams.

Children playing in the street

Computer Music

Edgar Allan Poe

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"It's garage music."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Saul Bellow

The Violin Artist

Post-modern Café

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Mozart carrying suitcases

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

'I decided to do a video report. Do you want the classroom version or the director's cut?'

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

Man with a button on his head.

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

Roald Dahl

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

Get Over Yourself!

Paintings read: Visit the Gift Shop! Don't Forget to Buy the t-shirt! 'You're right, he is becoming more commercial.'

The trick is to imagine them naked