Maestro Of Over-the-top Mugs

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Orchestra.

Mozart on a computer,

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Charles Addams.

Children playing in the street

Computer Music

Edgar Allan Poe

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"It's garage music."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

The Violin Artist

Post-modern Café

Mozart carrying suitcases

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

'I decided to do a video report. Do you want the classroom version or the director's cut?'

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

Man with a button on his head.

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

Get Over Yourself!

Paintings read: Visit the Gift Shop! Don't Forget to Buy the t-shirt! 'You're right, he is becoming more commercial.'

Conductor with video-head