Macho Aspirant Gifts

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

The Men Thing. . .

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'He's a big softie really'.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"