Macbeth Maniac Gifts

Private theatres

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

So you're a mocking bird...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Choose, Fenster

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Three Ladies

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

King Richard I

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'