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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

So you're a mocking bird...

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Choose, Fenster

Three Ladies

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

King Richard I

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"