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"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'Choose, Fenster

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

So you're a mocking bird...

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Spell checker!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Addiction to mobile.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Love Hurts

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

King Richard I

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Lox Ness Monster

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'