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"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'Choose, Fenster

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

So you're a mocking bird...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Spell checker!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Love Hurts

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

King Richard I

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

Lox Ness Monster