Mobius Maniac T-Shirts

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

So you're a mocking bird...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Love Hurts

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

I Told You To Compost It!

Mammoth hoover

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth