Mobile Maniac T-Shirts

Addiction to mobile.

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

Cellphone Islands

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Music Freak.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Love Hurts

Rock & Roll

Communication

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

cat singing into microphone

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'