Lycanthropy Enthusiast Pillows

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'

Bad Little Island

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Here it comes!"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Wrong pills

If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: Never trust someone who tries to sell you nine life insurance policies.

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

Determined fisherman

I HATE STUFF

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man! I hear you're a political operative these days. Yep. I'm working for my candidate out on the champagne trail. We do fundracing, skunk speeches, clownhall meetings ... What about interviews? Sound blights are one of my specialties! Actually, I derange just about everything! I think you fit perfectly in the world of politics, Malaprop Man!

Ladies in Lycra

"What can you give me for wind?"

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

The radiocarbon dating technique.

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man! What are you reading? A book about the evolutionary war. You know, the American columnists against the British red colts! I just read about the battle of Bumper Hill, the Boston ski party, Benefit Arnold, and all of the floundering fathers. I'm very interested in hysterical events! No surprise. Every time you speak, you create a new one!

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'We're running out of oil - then there's spills...global warming...nuclear energy is scary but needed for hybrids...tat leaves solar cars.'

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."