Lycanthropy Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'

Bad Little Island

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Here it comes!"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Wrong pills

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

Determined fisherman

I HATE STUFF

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"What can you give me for wind?"

Ladies in Lycra

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

'We're running out of oil - then there's spills...global warming...nuclear energy is scary but needed for hybrids...tat leaves solar cars.'

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

The radiocarbon dating technique.

Swan Inn: No children or men in lycra

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'