Lycanthropy Gifts

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

"Here it comes!"

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'The first thing you delegate - all personal responsibility.'

I HATE STUFF

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

'Are there any further nominations?'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Mooom! Bully is founding a multinational tech company!"

'Misanthropology.'

"Get me the coast.

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"People extra suck"

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'