Lycanthropy Follower Pillows

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Invisible clothes

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Here it comes!"

Diogenes and tourists

The Fox and the Crow.

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Sales figures go through the floor.

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

#Hagtag

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

I've always been aware of the fact that this place is known for its soup, but now that I've tried it, I can see why Newark Magazine gave it five flies.

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."