Lycanthropy Follower Pillows

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Invisible clothes

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Diogenes and tourists

"Here it comes!"

The Fox and the Crow.

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

#Hagtag

Sales figures go through the floor.

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'