Luxury Skeptics Gifts

Why didn't you tell me that you're rich? Who cares? What am I going to buy? A car? I hate driving. A house? I hate cleaning. A mobile hyperbolic anti-viral bubble that will immunize me against all viruses? You're saving up. I want it to have bucket seats.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

The Red Carpet

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Workaholic on a cruise

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Pretending To Care

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Elephant Upgrade

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Faberge Chicken

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.