Luxury Skeptics Gifts

Admire the humor in skepticism towards luxury with our curated collection. Perfect for those who value authenticity over opulence, these thoughtful gifts blend wit with personality, making a memorable impact for anyone who challenges the status quo. Whether they love witty phrases or quirky designs, our products speak their language while adding a touch of humor to everyday life.

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?" mockup

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

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"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead." mockup

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

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"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'" mockup

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

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Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins. mockup

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

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"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag." mockup

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

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'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.' mockup

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

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The Red Carpet

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"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home." mockup

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

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"Port outbound, starboard home."

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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Workaholic on a cruise

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'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.' mockup

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

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'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.'' mockup

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.' mockup

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

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Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning mockup

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

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Pretending To Care

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'Excess is the way I measure success.' mockup

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

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'You're talking three million, ballpark mockup

'You're talking three million, ballpark

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"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues." mockup

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk mockup

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

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"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight." mockup

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

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'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

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'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.' mockup

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

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We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them. mockup

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

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"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking." mockup

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

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"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft." mockup

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

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Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

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Faberge Chicken

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'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

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