Luxury Lifestyle Skeptic Gifts

Lemming Limo

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Champagne Charlie.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Workaholic on a cruise

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Ladies who lunch.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New money or old money?'