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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

The Red Carpet

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Workaholic on a cruise

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Pretending To Care

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Faberge Chicken

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Elephant Upgrade

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."