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"There's no class distinction up here"

'I wish to complain. Someone has left this small chocolate on my pillow.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Semi-luxury liner.

'Things ARE beginning to pick up, turnover and profits are climbing...But there won't be a return to the excesses of the PAST...'

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

The Red Carpet

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Workaholic on a cruise

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

Pretending To Care

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man