Luxury Skeptic Pillows

"There's no class distinction up here"

'I wish to complain. Someone has left this small chocolate on my pillow.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Semi-luxury liner.

'Things ARE beginning to pick up, turnover and profits are climbing...But there won't be a return to the excesses of the PAST...'

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Red Carpet

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Workaholic on a cruise

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Pretending To Care

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'