Luxury Lurkers Pillows

The Backslider Bar.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Bar.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."