Luxury Lurkers Pillows

The Backslider Bar.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

La Table

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'