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'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Sloaney Pony.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Day Dreamer.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Champagne Charlie.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'New money or old money?'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Room service.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'