Luxury Living Fantasist Mugs

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Sloaney Pony.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Day Dreamer.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Champagne Charlie.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'New money or old money?'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Room service.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"