Luxury Living Critic Mugs

"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Day Dreamer.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Champagne Charlie.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The Red Carpet

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'