Luxury Livestock Enthusiast Gifts

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Pull the udder one

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cheesie Rider

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Cow Kong

Cow and Milk

"They're home...the party's over!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'