Luxury Fuel Lover T-Shirts

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

US Energy Needs.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Top model

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Fat Reduction Clinic.