Luxury Fuel Lover Gifts

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Snake in the grass...

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

US Energy Needs.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

I think I can...

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Top model

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."