Lunar League Lovers Gifts

High-gravity baseball

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Moon Souvenirs

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Here it comes!"

A full moon

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Moonbillies.

Lunar Exhibit.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

The dark side of the moon