Low Sodium Seeker T-Shirts

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

Pony Rides

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"It's all down to turmeric!"

No Loitering

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

'Man In the Moon'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

Falcon finds Waldo

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

What has really happened in the desert...

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium

'I had that 'car wash' dream again last night.'

Cactus with tap.

'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

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'This was only driven back and forth in the driveway by an obsessive compulsive.'