Low Carb Lunch Lover Gifts

Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I brought my lunch."

"One slice—hold the bread."

Food van driving through an office.

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

'A sandwich?'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Lunch!"

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'