Lovestruck Comedian Gifts

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Man and woman

Road work next 15 years.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"75"

Snake Charmer

Lark Ascending

"Moses, remember commandment three."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"Of course my hands are warm, baby. All my blood has rushed to my seuxal organs."

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

Cupid Shoots His Arrow.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

'You really don't get this 'going clubbing' thing ... '

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

May I see you again sometime?

Man Locked in a Heart

"It means he likes you."

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

'Yes, I downloaded my book report from the Internet, but I collated and stapled the pages all by myself.'

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.