Music Lovestruck Gifts

Lark Ascending

Plum jam...

Man and woman

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Snake Charmer

Diane Kruger

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Pianist Fraud

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Sadojazzachists

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

Cupid Shoots His Arrow.

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

May I see you again sometime?

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

Andrew Garfield

'Over a landfill that used to be a river, and through a flattened area that had once been woods, to grandmother's house we go...'

Man Locked in a Heart

Musicians.

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

'There's nothing clever about getting drun . . . WOW!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.