Lovestruck Office Dwellers Gifts

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

The Workaholics Building

Man and woman

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

I'd rather be at the office.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

"Go on in—he's expecting you."

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'