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Lark Ascending

Plum jam...

Man and woman

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Snake Charmer

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Pianist Fraud

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Sadojazzachists

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Man Locked in a Heart

'Over a landfill that used to be a river, and through a flattened area that had once been woods, to grandmother's house we go...'

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

Musicians.

May I see you again sometime?

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'There's nothing clever about getting drun . . . WOW!'

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious."