Love-struck T-Shirts

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

May I see you again sometime?

Man Locked in a Heart

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Snake Charmer

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'It's for you.'

Man and woman

Lost in Admiration

A thief steals a heart

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"Some fall harder than others."

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Lark Ascending

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Romantic Painter

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

Ice Cream Romance

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious."