Lovestruck Comedian Pillows

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Man and woman

Road work next 15 years.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Snake Charmer

Lark Ascending

"75"

"Of course my hands are warm, baby. All my blood has rushed to my seuxal organs."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"Moses, remember commandment three."

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

'You really don't get this 'going clubbing' thing ... '

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

Man Locked in a Heart

May I see you again sometime?

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"It means he likes you."

'Yes, I downloaded my book report from the Internet, but I collated and stapled the pages all by myself.'

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'