Pub Lovestruck Pillows

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Man and woman

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Pint

"Your shout!"