Pub Lovestruck Pillows

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

Man and woman

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Pint

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'