Loves A Good Laugh On The Field Pillows

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Cat and mouse.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Scientist discover a new superbug

Hot dog.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Red Card on the Podium

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Golf cheerleaders.

Pete Carroll

First Shot Discus Thrower

'Are you a football fan?'

Fish golfing.

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'