Loves A Good Laugh On The Field Pillows

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Scientist discover a new superbug

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Red Card on the Podium

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

First Shot Discus Thrower

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'Are you a football fan?'

Golf cheerleaders.

Fish golfing.

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

"Kiss me and I'll let you have my formula!"