Loves A Good Laugh Pillows

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

Failure or Disaster

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

'On the FBI Most Wanted, I was once number 473...'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"Sorry ma'm, we'd love to two your vehicle, but I need all my farm hands to help fill out the subsidy forms!"

"Kiss me and I'll let you have my formula!"

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Referee at a football match looking at a submarine instead of a substitute.

'Clever hey!... This way, I've managed to triple my salary...'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I'm proactive."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Scientist discover a new superbug

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

A parrot business meeting

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,