Loves A Good Chuckle Pillows

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

Scientist discover a new superbug

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Will act like an idiot for food.

'No, we do not make change.'

Happy Xmas

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Cloning departments

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'