Loves A Laugh Pillows

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

Scientist discover a new superbug

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"You have to have a sense of humour to work here."

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Happy Xmas

Will act like an idiot for food.

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Great gift ideas for the older man.