Laughing Linebacker Pillows

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Clive Anderson

'Go deep.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Hot dog.

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Mountain escalator.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

Fish golfing.

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Golf cheerleaders.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

LOLpalooza

Rob Brydon

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

"You have your high beams on."

"Your condition is extremely serious Mr. Butkiss. You should try laughing more often!"