Lover Of Sacred Spaces Gifts

"I totally forgot why I came in here."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

James decided to stay in that night.

Gardening new year's plans

Trappist talk show.

Stone henge swing.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Jesus Christo

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

Holy Pizza

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Free Little Library

Bill's never been a team player.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

Building a Church.

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

Pope's Halo

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

'And this is John's little corner.'

"Annunciation."

'He had so much more to give.'