Sacred Site Admirer Gifts

Stone henge swing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Rodin's Thinker.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Redecorating Easter Island.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Statue of Liberty

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"I think I'm lost."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Hares looking at Euclid

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Dear Diary

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'