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Stone henge swing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"I think I'm lost."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Dear Diary

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hares looking at Euclid

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"See...polystyrene!"