Sacred Space Designer Gifts

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

twist building

"I opted for the upgrades."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Building a Church.

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'