Spiritual Space Dreamer Gifts

Building a Church.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

You must be this tall.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A man looks up at the earth

Cosmonaut

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'