Lover Of Legends Pillows

Narcissus

Mythology. That story about the Phoenix must be exaggerated. He probably just had great fire insurance.

'I think all my previous employers found me merry.'

Mars

Hermes

Boudicca

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Jack London

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Myths and legends...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'