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Narcissus

'I think all my previous employers found me merry.'

Mars

Hermes

Boudicca

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Myths and legends...

Jack London

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Romulus and Remus

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw