Lover Of Home Projects Pillows

To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

Like father like son.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"How did you get him to do housework?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"