Lover Of Home Projects Pillows

To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

Like father like son.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Larry does all his own stunts."