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Like father like son.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

D.I.Y with dad.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Larry does all his own stunts."