Family Projects Enthusiast Pillows

Like father like son.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

D.I.Y with dad.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

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