Diy Project Lover Pillows

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Self help acupuncture

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Man using to much bug spray

The Hobby Store

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"