Diy Project Lover Pillows

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Self help acupuncture

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Man using to much bug spray

The Hobby Store

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Painting the Ceiling

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"